I saw in the paper yesterday the the Philadelphia Eagles, after a ziillion years, are no longer letting spectators bring food into the stadium - for security reasons.

Some clown was quoted that surely no one thinks they are trying to gouge the public for a few extra concession dollars. Of course not - just like no one thought M. Stewart would take advantage of inside information to make an extra $100,000 when she had a billion. Anyone that thinks this has never been around rich people. They aren't like us with a lot of money - believe me. They are a separate breed, having little to do with the human race.

Just like the Tribune Company putting up a wind screen at Wrigley Field for security reasons, which just happened to block the roof top seats during negotiations - these initial suffixed merchants of misery are without shame or morals.

Total bull stob*.

*My wife is making me clean up my language, so I'm going to use the name of my former boss in lieu of the raunchiest of words. Come to think of it, this makes a lot of sense, actually.